30+ Photos That Prove Walmart Is One Wacky Place

Walmart is a place most every American goes at least every two weeks. And why not? One can buy nearly anything there, and generally speaking, at a pretty good price. The only real cost is one’s eyes or sanity as they stumble upon the unpredictable menagerie of crazy fashion statements, crazy behavior, and outright crazy people. Walmart is a nefarious jungle where every trip is almost guaranteed to include at least one unbelievable encounter or experience, and the photos below are evidence enough of that.

On the Way to Guinness

This entire picture is unsettling, but we get the feeling this woman is aiming to achieve a record of some sort. Or rather, we can’t imagine why she would be doing this to herself if that wasn’t the case. There doesn’t seem to be any advantages to having nails this long, after all.

It just seems like even everyday tasks would be immensely difficult with this kind of obstacle in your way. But, surely she knows better than anyone why she has such nails and what she’s aiming to achieve with them.

Take What You Can Get

We’re assuming this guy was dragged to Walmart by his friends even though he hasn’t slept in 24 hours. That being said, we can’t blame him for taking whatever opportunity is available to take a little rest, even if the blankets and the pillows are comprised entirely of meat.

But maybe he should have considered the furniture section of the store for his power nap: somehow, we get the feeling that his bed of choice is very cold, and that hoodie probably isn’t helping all that much.

Even Worse Than a Mullet

Bad haircuts are a dime a dozen at Walmart, but this one is particularly noteworthy because it looks like a very half-hearted attempt to pull off a mullet. Or at least, that’s our best interpretation of whatever this happens to be.

If this man is trying to relive his youth, he may want to take into consideration that he no longer has enough hair to really make it happen. But hey, we’re not going to crush his dreams of luscious hair.

Public Piracy and Exhibition

Nearly every Walmart has a changing room somewhere, and yet, many, many people feel the need to try clothes or costumes on in the middle of the store, in front of everyone. Why did this couple feel the need to practice for Halloween? Who knows.

What we do know is that we’re a little iffy on trying out Walmart clothes or costumes ourselves, knowing that strangers are putting them on willy-nilly right in the aisles whenever they want.