40+ Bad Decisions Men Make Explaining the Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Them

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Bad Decisions Men Make

Many factors contribute to the differing lifespan between men and women. Aside from scientific facts, men have a tendency to come up with poorly thought-out ideas. Taking extreme measures like changing light bulbs to jumping out of windows into pools, it’s astonishing that men have survived this long. Here are some hilarious and terrifying pictures of men who face danger but will tell you they have it all under control.

Creative Cleaning Strategy

What was his means of getting up there? Did he climb a ladder? Probably not, as that is the safe way. From the looks of it, it’s clear that safety is not his top priority. Did he slide down the other end?

Creative Cleaning Strategy

Due to the non-response from people walking by, this is the usual way of cleaning the ledges. How long will it take before he falls off? This could very well be the reason women live longer than men!

Quite the Climb

Ok, so everyone can see that the ladder is upside down, but you need to look twice to notice. Is this absolute stupidity, or is it proof this man is using his brain and available tools to get the job done?

Quite the Climb

How long will it take before the ladder collapses due to it being too top-heavy? Oh dear, this is an accident waiting to happen. Just wait and see which step the fall happens on and how far he will get.

Trust Fall

Would you be silly enough to do this? Which man is more stupid — the one holding the ladder or the one on the ladder? You might trust your friend, but would you trust the ladder, weight, and slant to keep you up there safely?

Trust Fall

These guys are certainly the real mean-risking machines. Just as long as he doesn’t smudge that paint as he falls, men know what they’re doing, right? Well, not in all cases, it would seem! What you’re looking at proves that.

Improvise

Improvising is sometimes good but not all the time. Here we have a man who needs that little extra height to get the job done. It looks safe enough, yeah? If a man says it’s safe, they’re most likely taking a risk.

Improvise

Why would he go and get a bigger ladder that is safer when you can just stand on a paint tin on the ladder to get the perfect height? Unfortunately, this is one of those things — one wrong move will result in chaos.